A satire: Too much of Winx Club online?

[juleic1123]

If you're wondering how old is your new friend, you don’t ask directly about their age but you just ask what’s the earliest Winx website they can remember

this one is diabolical so this was your plan all along?

Jokes aside, I loved it. The website really is special. I'm really glad pretty much everything is successfully being recreated!

[Hallowinxer]

If you're wondering how old is your new friend, you don’t ask directly about their age but you just ask what’s the earliest Winx website they can remember

this one is diabolical so this was your plan all along?

Jokes aside, I loved it. The website really is special. I'm really glad pretty much everything is successfully being recreated!

Ohh did I just get busted??

Thank you! Ahh I'm just so glad about the whole website!! It brings so much joy to my everyday life! (Or should I say every night because I'm here always after the midnight... )

[WinxClub4Life]

Do you plan on discovering more symptoms when Winx Adventure releases?

[Hallowinxer]

Do you plan on discovering more symptoms when Winx Adventure releases?

I'm sure I need to go to doctor again after that Should I already make an appointment in advance?

[WinxClub4Life]

Do you plan on discovering more symptoms when Winx Adventure releases?

I'm sure I need to go to doctor again after that Should I already make an appointment in advance?

It's best to be safe than sorry,so you probably should

[Hallowinxer]

Do you plan on discovering more symptoms when Winx Adventure releases?

I'm sure I need to go to doctor again after that Should I already make an appointment in advance?

It's best to be safe than sorry,so you probably should

Lady Gaga sings "My biggest enemy is me, pop a 911"
I should sing it "My biggest enemy is Winx Club Online, pop a 911"

[WinxClub4Life]

[Naturalia]

lol I'm new to the remade website (I was an og) but this made me laugh

A satire: Too much of Winx Club online?

My friends have been complaining that I spend too much time on Winx Club Online. I got a bit offended and asked them to define “too much” and the gave me the list below:


- You’re afraid of pets turning to evil if you don’t pet them 24/7
- Getting your salary feels unnecessary because it’s not WX and you can’t buy new clothes for your avatar
- You let your food burn in the oven because you were too concentrated on updating your avatar’s look
- You get disappointed when you realize you can change the color of your clothes and hair with a click
- You’re sure you’ll lose if you drop an object to the floor
- When people are calling you, you don’t answer because they’re not using your winxclubonline nickname
- You return your flowers to the flower shop because they didn’t start to bloom after you watered them about 4 times
- You’re afraid spiders want to kill you (or your bunny)
- You feel unsatisfied with sending emails because you don’t get any WX by doing it
- If you can’t fall asleep you start counting to 10 000
… but you’re afraid someone disturbs you before you get to 15
- Your CV is full of your forum signatures
- When they ask you if you have some questions in a job interview, the only question that pops up in your mind is “Did you play Winx Adventure back then?”
- If you're wondering how old is your new friend, you don’t ask directly about their age but you just ask what’s the earliest Winx website they can remember
- Your walls are full of the forum prize signatures you’ve printed and put in the frames
- Your computer is full of screenshots of your avatar
- Your search history constantly includes words such as “winx adventure”, “gardenia park”, “kiko’s adventure”, “winx avatar”, “winx forum”
- Instead of planning for your future you keep thinking about what clothes to buy next for your avatar
- Instead of waiting for the new fashion catalogue of your favorite clothing store you’re waiting for Juleic’s updates for the web avatar
- If there’s a glitch on your avatar you start to panic
- Your avatar owns more clothes than you do
- Your friends don’t understand why you keep giving them ice-cream and balloons
- Certain Winx songs for the soundtrack of the 4th season make you feel you’re in a hurry
- You’ve played minigames for such a long time that your hands have started to ache
- You’ve ended up having really weird manicures with every nail painted with a different color and with a different patterns
- You’ve started to ask your friends, teachers and even your enemies if they’d like you to give them a manicure
- You’ve staring at everyone with a malicious look after you bought Witchy Evil Eyes
- You’ve started wearing different kind of hair accessories from big hats to cat ears
- People don’t want to sit next to you on bus because your fluttering wings take so much space
- You try to find the Winx girls every time you go out, no matter if you’re in a park or in a city
- You think most of the clothing stores are scams and keep yelling: “Is this even a REAL clothing store if Stella isn’t standing outside of it??? “
- You keep inviting random people on the streets to see your room because you want to be friends with them
- Whenever people ask your phone number you just give them your winxonline nickname and link them your chat room on the forum
- You feel sorry for Kiko and Pepe because it’s your fault they’ve lost so many lives
- You forgot how you look like irl because you’ve been staring at your avatar’s gorgeousness for a couple of hours
- When you chat with people online, you don’t ask them to send a photo of themselves but of their avatar
- You spend more time on playing the free minigames on winxclubonline than the more expensive games you’ve actually bought with real money
- You run from one place to another instead of walking
- You start to follow random people on the street and start asking what’s their favorite Winx character
- In the clothing store you look at the clothes and think which of the would suit best for your web avatar
you know more about the history of Winx Club online than the history of your own country
- When someone asks your email you get nervous and tell them you’re not supposed to give such a personal information about yourself and then give them your forum username instead
- You’re afraid of swearing because you don’t want to get banned on the forum and you know the mods can be EVERYWHERE around the world
- When people ask you if you read the news you’re like “of course I did” and start bubbling about the newest web avatar updates and forum competitions
- You’ve written to your CV that you won The Fairy/Specialist of the Month - competition
- You’re happy to fill your CV with the same information you wrote to a registration form for the The Fairy/Specialist of the Month - competition
- When someone asks you about your horoscope you tell them your fairy sign

I think this is just typical for an active user??



(( Just in case I clarify this scenario is fiction, humour and exaggerated, and I don’t have MOST of these symptoms… yet… ))

((( You may also continue the list if you want to and I may come back to update it when I get more ideas! )))