A satire: Too much of Winx Club online?

[WinxClub4Life]

- Your CV is full of your forum signatures

THIS ONE IS SO REAL LMAO

[natie]

btw!

Oh no, everything is so relatable... I love it

- Your CV is full of your forum signatures

A few weeks ago, in a chat for designers I'm part of, there was a discussion about interview questions. One girl shared a story about her friend who during the hiring process at a big tech company had to take "Which Winx are you?" test during the team introduction phase. And oh boy, I wish I could get into that team... Just so I could brag that I used to have the signature "Young Winx Designer" on the official Winx forum...

Guys, I have an update... A week ago at work I gave a presentation about my step up from Intern Web Designer to Junior. And in the presentation I told everyone (almost 50 people) at the agency where I work that back in 2011 I received a "Young Winx Designer" award on winxclub.com. Everyone applauded me!

[WinxClub4Life]

btw!

Oh no, everything is so relatable... I love it

- Your CV is full of your forum signatures

A few weeks ago, in a chat for designers I'm part of, there was a discussion about interview questions. One girl shared a story about her friend who during the hiring process at a big tech company had to take "Which Winx are you?" test during the team introduction phase. And oh boy, I wish I could get into that team... Just so I could brag that I used to have the signature "Young Winx Designer" on the official Winx forum...

Guys, I have an update... A week ago at work I gave a presentation about my step up from Intern Web Designer to Junior. And in the presentation I told everyone (almost 50 people) at the agency where I work that back in 2011 I received a "Young Winx Designer" award on winxclub.com. Everyone applauded me!

Well you have my applause as well!

[WinxClub4Life]

btw!

Oh no, everything is so relatable... I love it

- Your CV is full of your forum signatures

A few weeks ago, in a chat for designers I'm part of, there was a discussion about interview questions. One girl shared a story about her friend who during the hiring process at a big tech company had to take "Which Winx are you?" test during the team introduction phase. And oh boy, I wish I could get into that team... Just so I could brag that I used to have the signature "Young Winx Designer" on the official Winx forum...

Guys, I have an update... A week ago at work I gave a presentation about my step up from Intern Web Designer to Junior. And in the presentation I told everyone (almost 50 people) at the agency where I work that back in 2011 I received a "Young Winx Designer" award on winxclub.com. Everyone applauded me!

Well you have my applause as well!

[TanyaBubbles]

A satire: Too much of Winx Club online?

My friends have been complaining that I spend too much time on Winx Club Online. I got a bit offended and asked them to define “too much” and the gave me the list below:


- You’re afraid of pets turning to evil if you don’t pet them 24/7
- Getting your salary feels unnecessary because it’s not WX and you can’t buy new clothes for your avatar
- You let your food burn in the oven because you were too concentrated on updating your avatar’s look
- You get disappointed when you realize you can change the color of your clothes and hair with a click
- You’re sure you’ll lose if you drop an object to the floor
- When people are calling you, you don’t answer because they’re not using your winxclubonline nickname
- You return your flowers to the flower shop because they didn’t start to bloom after you watered them about 4 times
- You’re afraid spiders want to kill you (or your bunny)
- You feel unsatisfied with sending emails because you don’t get any WX by doing it
- If you can’t fall asleep you start counting to 10 000
… but you’re afraid someone disturbs you before you get to 15
- Your CV is full of your forum signatures
- When they ask you if you have some questions in a job interview, the only question that pops up in your mind is “Did you play Winx Adventure back then?”
- If you're wondering how old is your new friend, you don’t ask directly about their age but you just ask what’s the earliest Winx website they can remember
- Your walls are full of the forum prize signatures you’ve printed and put in the frames
- Your computer is full of screenshots of your avatar
- Your search history constantly includes words such as “winx adventure”, “gardenia park”, “kiko’s adventure”, “winx avatar”, “winx forum”
- Instead of planning for your future you keep thinking about what clothes to buy next for your avatar
- Instead of waiting for the new fashion catalogue of your favorite clothing store you’re waiting for Juleic’s updates for the web avatar
- If there’s a glitch on your avatar you start to panic
- Your avatar owns more clothes than you do
- Your friends don’t understand why you keep giving them ice-cream and balloons
- Certain Winx songs for the soundtrack of the 4th season make you feel you’re in a hurry
- You’ve played minigames for such a long time that your hands have started to ache
- You’ve ended up having really weird manicures with every nail painted with a different color and with a different patterns
- You’ve started to ask your friends, teachers and even your enemies if they’d like you to give them a manicure
- You’ve staring at everyone with a malicious look after you bought Witchy Evil Eyes
- You’ve started wearing different kind of hair accessories from big hats to cat ears
- People don’t want to sit next to you on bus because your fluttering wings take so much space
- You try to find the Winx girls every time you go out, no matter if you’re in a park or in a city
- You think most of the clothing stores are scams and keep yelling: “Is this even a REAL clothing store if Stella isn’t standing outside of it??? “
- You keep inviting random people on the streets to see your room because you want to be friends with them
- Whenever people ask your phone number you just give them your winxonline nickname and link them your chat room on the forum
- You feel sorry for Kiko and Pepe because it’s your fault they’ve lost so many lives
- You forgot how you look like irl because you’ve been staring at your avatar’s gorgeousness for a couple of hours
- When you chat with people online, you don’t ask them to send a photo of themselves but of their avatar
- You spend more time on playing the free minigames on winxclubonline than the more expensive games you’ve actually bought with real money
- You run from one place to another instead of walking
- You start to follow random people on the street and start asking what’s their favorite Winx character
- In the clothing store you look at the clothes and think which of the would suit best for your web avatar
you know more about the history of Winx Club online than the history of your own country
- When someone asks your email you get nervous and tell them you’re not supposed to give such a personal information about yourself and then give them your forum username instead
- You’re afraid of swearing because you don’t want to get banned on the forum and you know the mods can be EVERYWHERE around the world
- When people ask you if you read the news you’re like “of course I did” and start bubbling about the newest web avatar updates and forum competitions
- You’ve written to your CV that you won The Fairy/Specialist of the Month - competition
- You’re happy to fill your CV with the same information you wrote to a registration form for the The Fairy/Specialist of the Month - competition
- When someone asks you about your horoscope you tell them your fairy sign

I think this is just typical for an active user??



(( Just in case I clarify this scenario is fiction, humour and exaggerated, and I don’t have MOST of these symptoms… yet… ))

((( You may also continue the list if you want to and I may come back to update it when I get more ideas! )))

this is amazing haha

[WinxClub4Life]

[Hallowinxer]

The sequel focusing on the sweet memory of the beta

- When you visit your friend’s room, you go to sleep in their bed.
- Every time you see a table, you feel the need to climb on it.
- Whenever you see a new person in town, you say “hi” to them.
- When you see your friend, you start jumping with joy.
- You try to walk through bus stops. Soon you realize it’s not that easy in real life, it's actually pretty painful to hit your head on the glass.
- You get stressed when you have to change your hairstyle because you know it's not free forever.
- When you go outside, you keep shouting “hiiii” until someone answers you.
- You stay up until 6 AM because your friend is online on WA.
- You spent more time on WA than at your workplace (my own personal record is 9 hours overnight - wanna challenge me? )
- You keep rearranging the furniture in your room. Somehow, rotating your closet is heavier than you expected.
- You always run everywhere - you have absolutely zero patience when it comes to walking.
- You try to walk into buildings you’re not supposed to.
- You never invite more than five friends to your home.
- When you meet a new person, you ask if they were here during their childhood.
- If you have secrets you can’t wait to tell, you whisper them to your friends in a public place. In case they don’t hear you, you shout publicly, “Did you hear what I’m saying??!”
- You always listen to the same song when chilling in your room, and have a different one for walks.
- You try to teach random people how to run.
- You randomly visit your friend’s place without asking if they actually want you to come. You might even show up when they’re not at home.
- If your friend sits on a bench, you sit on their lap and start giggling and taking photos of the funny situation.
- You remain completely silent and still while sitting (when you're not sitting on your friend's lap) and you always cross your hands.
- You keep staring at your hands because you’re afraid they might disappear one day. Based on a legend someone's hands did.
- All you buy is clothes and some furniture. Well, you might have bought flowers, balloons, and ice cream earlier, but you’ve outgrown that phase.
- You struggle with having only four black pieces of clothing.
- You believe in ghosts because you’ve seen your friends disappear and walk through walls.
- When you see a trash can, you try to climb on it.
- You go swimming in your regular clothes — who even needs a bikini?
- You assume it never rains or snows, and get surprised when it eventually does.
- You’re surprised that everything isn’t free when shopping (though this might change later )
- You deleted your Vinted account because you’ve found an easier way to get rid of clothes you no longer need.
- You never look at the sky (but you see Sky whenever you go out.)
- You want your friends to wear the same shirt as you.
- You stare into your friends’ eyes closely to see if they’ve changed their eye color.
- Whenever a famous person talks, you see all their words in red in your mind.
- If your friends are visiting you, you buy a new chair for each of them.
- If you see any shadows, you’re convinced someone’s flying above you.
- You have a special relationship with palm trees and prefer them over all other trees.
- You give flying kisses to your friends as part of your daily routine.
- If you need to leave, you tell it to everyone in town. Usually, you even scream “BYEEEE!” multiple times to make sure everyone knows you're leaving.
- Your friends are tired of waiting for you because you keep changing outfits at least five times while hanging out downtown. But one simply cannot wear the same clothes for more than 30 minutes!
- You always keep your windows closed.
- You’re happy about your newly updated radiophone because now you catch up what people are talking about in the town — even when you're shopping at the fashion store.
- Whenever you see a map, you try to teleport. You think about all the stores you want to visit, but sadly, you just need to go buy a bus ticket after all.
- You keep screaming “Magix Winx” and try to fly — whether you're at home or in town.
- If you’re a Mac user, you’ve been worried about your future lately. (But don’t worry — everything’s going to be fine!)
- You feel like your phone has become pretty useless.
- If you see anyone coding, you wonder if they work for Juleic. Because seriously, why would anyone even bother coding anything besides WA??
- You try to be as polite as you can because everywhere you go, whatever you talk, Juleic can see you.
- You’ve scheduled your life according to the Portuguese time zone.
- You’re worried about the meaning of your life during the next 10 days.
- Even eating feta cheese reminds you of the closed beta (I know I'm the next Shakespeare )

[Xxana]

Climbing tables is a Lifestyle. Change my mind

[Hallowinxer]

Climbing tables is a Lifestyle. Change my mind

Exactly! Is it even a party if someone is not dancing on the table?

[WinxClub4Life]

The sequel focusing on the sweet memory of the beta

- You spent more time on WA than at your workplace (my own personal record is 9 hours overnight - wanna challenge me?

Hallowinxer,your starting to scare me...(not really,I would do the same )