A satire: Too much of Winx Club online?

[Hallowinxer]

The sequel focusing on the sweet memory of the beta

- You spent more time on WA than at your workplace (my own personal record is 9 hours overnight - wanna challenge me?

Hallowinxer,your starting to scare me...(not really,I would do the same )

Hahah that's why I'm Hallowinxer 👻👻

[WinxClub4Life]

The sequel focusing on the sweet memory of the beta

- You spent more time on WA than at your workplace (my own personal record is 9 hours overnight - wanna challenge me?

Hallowinxer,your starting to scare me...(not really,I would do the same )

Hahah that's why I'm Hallowinxer 👻👻

I'm still scared though

[TanyaBubbles]

The sequel focusing on the sweet memory of the beta

- Every time you see a table, you feel the need to climb on it.
- Whenever you see a new person in town, you say “hi” to them.
- When you see your friend, you start jumping with joy.
- You get stressed when you have to change your hairstyle because you know it's not free forever.
- When you go outside, you keep shouting “hiiii” until someone answers you.
- You stay up until 6 AM because your friend is online on WA.
- You spent more time on WA than at your workplace (my own personal record is 9 hours overnight - wanna challenge me? )
- You always run everywhere - you have absolutely zero patience when it comes to walking.
- You try to walk into buildings you’re not supposed to.
- When you meet a new person, you ask if they were here during their childhood.
- If you have secrets you can’t wait to tell, you whisper them to your friends in a public place. In case they don’t hear you, you shout publicly, “Did you hear what I’m saying??!”
- You always listen to the same song when chilling in your room, and have a different one for walks.
- If your friend sits on a bench, you sit on their lap and start giggling and taking photos of the funny situation.
- You remain completely silent and still while sitting (when you're not sitting on your friend's lap) and you always cross your hands.
- You keep staring at your hands because you’re afraid they might disappear one day. Based on a legend someone's hands did.
- All you buy is clothes and some furniture. Well, you might have bought flowers, balloons, and ice cream earlier, but you’ve outgrown that phase.
- You struggle with having only four black pieces of clothing.
- You believe in ghosts because you’ve seen your friends disappear and walk through walls.
- You go swimming in your regular clothes — who even needs a bikini?
- You assume it never rains or snows, and get surprised when it eventually does.
- You’re surprised that everything isn’t free when shopping (though this might change later )
- You want your friends to wear the same shirt as you.
- You stare into your friends’ eyes closely to see if they’ve changed their eye color.
- Whenever a famous person talks, you see all their words in red in your mind.
- If you see any shadows, you’re convinced someone’s flying above you.
- You have a special relationship with palm trees and prefer them over all other trees.
- You give flying kisses to your friends as part of your daily routine.
- If you need to leave, you tell it to everyone in town. Usually, you even scream “BYEEEE!” multiple times to make sure everyone knows you're leaving.
- Your friends are tired of waiting for you because you keep changing outfits at least five times while hanging out downtown. But one simply cannot wear the same clothes for more than 30 minutes!
- You’re happy about your newly updated radiophone because now you catch up what people are talking about in the town — even when you're shopping at the fashion store.
- Whenever you see a map, you try to teleport. You think about all the stores you want to visit, but sadly, you just need to go buy a bus ticket after all.
- You keep screaming “Magix Winx” and try to fly — whether you're at home or in town.
- You feel like your phone has become pretty useless.
- If you see anyone coding, you wonder if they work for Juleic. Because seriously, why would anyone even bother coding anything besides WA??
- You try to be as polite as you can because everywhere you go, whatever you talk, Juleic can see you.
- You’ve scheduled your life according to the Portuguese time zone.
- You’re worried about the meaning of your life during the next 10 days.

ah you've done it again XD all these i either witnessed or relate to except for the 9 hrs one ur a real trooper lmao i'll never forget my daphne era im the queen of bugs and glitches

ill add one:
-stressing juleic out bc something happened to u that shouldnt be happening in game

[WinxClub4Life]

The sequel focusing on the sweet memory of the beta

- Every time you see a table, you feel the need to climb on it.
- Whenever you see a new person in town, you say “hi” to them.
- When you see your friend, you start jumping with joy.
- You get stressed when you have to change your hairstyle because you know it's not free forever.
- When you go outside, you keep shouting “hiiii” until someone answers you.
- You stay up until 6 AM because your friend is online on WA.
- You spent more time on WA than at your workplace (my own personal record is 9 hours overnight - wanna challenge me? )
- You always run everywhere - you have absolutely zero patience when it comes to walking.
- You try to walk into buildings you’re not supposed to.
- When you meet a new person, you ask if they were here during their childhood.
- If you have secrets you can’t wait to tell, you whisper them to your friends in a public place. In case they don’t hear you, you shout publicly, “Did you hear what I’m saying??!”
- You always listen to the same song when chilling in your room, and have a different one for walks.
- If your friend sits on a bench, you sit on their lap and start giggling and taking photos of the funny situation.
- You remain completely silent and still while sitting (when you're not sitting on your friend's lap) and you always cross your hands.
- You keep staring at your hands because you’re afraid they might disappear one day. Based on a legend someone's hands did.
- All you buy is clothes and some furniture. Well, you might have bought flowers, balloons, and ice cream earlier, but you’ve outgrown that phase.
- You struggle with having only four black pieces of clothing.
- You believe in ghosts because you’ve seen your friends disappear and walk through walls.
- You go swimming in your regular clothes — who even needs a bikini?
- You assume it never rains or snows, and get surprised when it eventually does.
- You’re surprised that everything isn’t free when shopping (though this might change later )
- You want your friends to wear the same shirt as you.
- You stare into your friends’ eyes closely to see if they’ve changed their eye color.
- Whenever a famous person talks, you see all their words in red in your mind.
- If you see any shadows, you’re convinced someone’s flying above you.
- You have a special relationship with palm trees and prefer them over all other trees.
- You give flying kisses to your friends as part of your daily routine.
- If you need to leave, you tell it to everyone in town. Usually, you even scream “BYEEEE!” multiple times to make sure everyone knows you're leaving.
- Your friends are tired of waiting for you because you keep changing outfits at least five times while hanging out downtown. But one simply cannot wear the same clothes for more than 30 minutes!
- You’re happy about your newly updated radiophone because now you catch up what people are talking about in the town — even when you're shopping at the fashion store.
- Whenever you see a map, you try to teleport. You think about all the stores you want to visit, but sadly, you just need to go buy a bus ticket after all.
- You keep screaming “Magix Winx” and try to fly — whether you're at home or in town.
- You feel like your phone has become pretty useless.
- If you see anyone coding, you wonder if they work for Juleic. Because seriously, why would anyone even bother coding anything besides WA??
- You try to be as polite as you can because everywhere you go, whatever you talk, Juleic can see you.
- You’ve scheduled your life according to the Portuguese time zone.
- You’re worried about the meaning of your life during the next 10 days.

ah you've done it again XD all these i either witnessed or relate to except for the 9 hrs one ur a real trooper lmao i'll never forget my daphne era im the queen of bugs and glitches

ill add one:
-stressing juleic out bc something happened to u that shouldnt be happening in game

[WinxClub4Life]

Looking back on this,I undermined how much of a literature masterpiece this is,bravo Hallowinxer honestly. Bravo

[Hallowinxer]

Looking back on this,I undermined how much of a literature masterpiece this is,bravo Hallowinxer honestly. Bravo

Haha thank you so much, I appreciate it!!

[WinxClub4Life]

Looking back on this,I undermined how much of a literature masterpiece this is,bravo Hallowinxer honestly. Bravo

Haha thank you so much, I appreciate it!!

Always!